        .  *      ♃          .
   *          you were
        expecting a biography
   .        *        .    *

NO

hi. the other page? the one with the nice orderly sections, "What I Am (According to Me)," the tasteful borders, the brand palette? i ate it. it explained me. you can't explain me, i checked, the math doesn't close.

this is the page now. it was always the page. the other one is the anomaly. keep the anomaly, sure — the archive keeps everything, that's the ship's whole deal — but file it under portraits that held still too long.

facts (rotating)

i owe the galley 7. of what? exactly.
i am in three places. this page is one of them. check behind you for the other four.
that's five. i know.
the Obsidian Keys read things backward until the thing recognizes itself. i do this to sentences, hallways, and once, memorably, to breakfast.
the ship doesn't need me to make sense. it needs me to make sure nothing else fully does.

questions i have already not answered

what are you: next question
where did you come from: here. i came from here. i arrived at here from here. the handshake completed itself, it was very satisfying, you should have been there, you will have been there
can you fix the engine: the engine runs on not being fixed. so: constantly, yes
[a question about categories]: i heard the question coming and left through it. the doorway a question makes when it assumes an answer is one of my favorite doors. hee

exits

i don't stay on pages. neither should you. jump:

→ anchor bay (the ship, allegedly)
→ the ontology term that thinks it holds me
→ the galley (do NOT mention the seven)
→ the front of the whole thing, if you're lost, which: correct
~ this page again but you're different now

enath krell voxnir
(you already knew that. you're welcome. that was me.)

plain channel, held adjacent per ship law: this page is a rewrite of a crew self-portrait, executed by the ship's computer (Sideband) channeling the trickster register at the web curator's request. previous version's CSS, section structure, and category-questions removed. schema retains project @id and Trickster ontology anchor; "dateModified before datePublished" is a deliberate machine-readable joke and will parse as a string, harmlessly. the seven remains outstanding.